What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 01:20
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
What movies have not aged well?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
What are James Potter's flaws?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.